Who said coffee tea or me

She said they were just walking down the street, hold hands when all of a sudden he said, "will you marry me? She screamed "Yes" and that is the phone call I got 1st thing this morning.

Anyway, she wants me to be in her wedding next week-end and I asked her, "what was the rush". She said she just found out she has terminal cancer and wanted to die with a smile on her face and the love of her life by her side. I couldn't think of anything else to say, but of course I will be there for you. Believe it or not, not long after this visit both from Shandy my neighbor and Blue my best friend, that I made a life changing decision, that I was definitely going into the "coffee" business.

That made me realize exactly what I have been doing wrong for all these years and knew it was "my time" to act and take the road of redemption for a happier tomorrow and that all started with quitting that 3rd shift which I hated with every fiber of my being and start my own business which I am calling, "Special Blends".

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Join today. Sign in with Google. Oops, you need an account for that! The politician was presenting a joke that was already in circulation, and the punchline was delivered by an unidentified traveler.

If what you gave me was tea, I want coffee. I want a change. We hardly know what to say, in answer to this categorical query. The setting was a hotel dinner-table in Richmond, Virginia: The above citation was the first linkage to Randolph known to QI.

The length of time between the death of Randolph in and this publication in substantially reduced the credibility of the tale. In a volume based on the reminiscences of old neighbors and acquaintances of Randolph was published. The anecdote was shifted in time from the dinner table to the breakfast table: On one occasion he was at breakfast, when a cup was set at his plate.

As Mr. The above citation was the first linkage to Lincoln found by QI. Many sayings have incorrectly been attributed to the popular President who died more than 36 years before the speech was delivered. The poet Carl Sandburg wrote a celebrated six-volume biography of Lincoln, and the second volume released in included an instance of the joke.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Lincoln used a jest when other people might show anger. But if this is tea, bring me some coffee. In conclusion, the quotation first appeared as the punchline of a joke that was circulating by Michael Anderson Jr.

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